Hurrd there's a DJ who likes to mix things up, and some free booze. Hey, I'm Mexico, I don't care what you kids do. Drink pickle juice, whydontcha.

If you'd like free prosecco with your dinner, then dine here. Small plates now available, so you can be even more of a cheapskate. (psst, remember to tip)

The Lazy Catfish is like the genie of intoxication — rub it just right and you get three drinks. I wish I could get unlimited free drinks but, apparently, genies have a policy about that. It's like wishing for unlimited wishes. I thought America was all about loopholes?