Typically, New York Night Train Soul parties at Glasslands see some vile beer up for grabs, but tonight is different: Skyy, a top shelf vodka, flows free for one hour, to give Jonathan's explosive R & B, soul and early rock n'roll 45s a nice boost.

 

The 1am dance contest is judged by some local hipster celebrities and it awards the winner some serious cash.

A party for no reason, from what I can surmise, with two open bars, the latter of which hits deliciously late – 2:30-3am! That's a Myopenbar record. DJs Michael T, Ole Koretsky and RoK One.

"Flagship" is a funny name for this little sneakerhead and all-things-urban store in Greenpoint. Artwork from local artists, live painting and sets from DJs Complex, Dave Gee, Odi, Vandal and Enkryption Projekt with all goods on sale.

Naked artsy chicks again.
 

This just in: $0.01 draught beer and all shots in Park Slopeski.

Things to consider prior to attending:

• "Duvet has beefed up their sound system to cater to our sub-thumping needs"
• "To reserve a bed, email SoireeAuDuvet@gmail.com"

Geez, what a shitty week.

It's not really free-flowing. If it were, I'd take a bath in it. A delicious, fruity bath. Daddy, it tingles!

My hipster ESP tells me this sucks.