March 17th - March 23rd
Sunday, March 21st
Some sort of party
vodja, no cover / 11:30pm-12am

Hurrd there's a DJ who likes to mix things up, and some free booze. Hey, I'm Mexico, I don't care what you kids do. Drink pickle juice, whydontcha.
Sunday Dinner
Martini & Rossi Prosecco, no cover / 8-10pm

If you'd like free prosecco with your dinner, then dine here. Small plates now available, so you can be even more of a cheapskate. (psst, remember to tip)
Catfish Brunch
3 free drinks with $13 brunch / brunch time, stupid

The Lazy Catfish is like the genie of intoxication — rub it just right and you get three drinks. I wish I could get unlimited free drinks but, apparently, genies have a policy about that. It's like wishing for unlimited wishes. I thought America was all about loopholes?





