May 7th - May 13th
Open Bars: Friday, May 9th
Wreck Room
940 Flushing Avenue,
btw. Central Ave & Evergreen Ave
Bushwick
(718) 418-6347
940 Flushing Avenue,
btw. Central Ave & Evergreen Ave
Bushwick
(718) 418-6347

Awkward make-out contest and a wet button-up contest. Wtf?! Somebody called my adolescence for party ideas. Featuring DJs Rob Lowe and Milk Money.
Rehab
25 Avenue B,
btwn. 2nd and 3rd Street
(212) 253-2595
25 Avenue B,
btwn. 2nd and 3rd Street
(212) 253-2595

The name of this party makes for a mandatory cringe. Once you get over that, it's a good time. Tonight's event features Syllable Section (Chicago, holler if you hear me), Russian Vogue, Ezra Furman and DJs Awesome Dudes.

If you're looking for me after 8 p.m. on Friday night, I'll be here, half-asleep in a booth with a trail of drool leading from my mouth to my decolletage. That's right, I'm bringing a whole new meaning to the word "unwind." Or "unwined." Or something. Fuck it, I just love sangria. Wanna dance?"
This just in: same deal now good on Tuesdays.




