March 10th - March 16th
Wednesday, March 10th
Big Terrific Comedy Show
all-you-can-drink Miller High-Life for $12, no cover otherwise / 8pm-12am

These weekly cover-free comedy shows have been cited by just about everybody who deems themselves to be anybody these days, so be prepared for a full house.
Tonight, Micah and Myq, Jack Kukoda (The Onion News Network), Sean Patton (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Montreal Just For Laughs) and John Mulaney (Saturday Night Live, Conan O'Brien) rip funnies (mostly about sex and relationships) for no money while you sip on the $12 all-you-can-sip Miller High Lifes (lives?).
Shaken & Stirred
44 Below Vodka, $5 cover / 9pm

Fellow producers Legs Malone and RunAround Sue bring you some of New York's better known burlesque performers as well as go-go dancers and special guests. Performances start at 10 pm with DJ Jess behind the decks all night.
Sicker Than Your Average Wednesday
Hornitos Tequila, no cover / 9pm-10pm

DJs Peter Piper and Ray B., two New York City-bred music snobs, are putting on the first of what is hoped to be many humpday dance-a-thon extravaganzas fueled by free liquor and tunes selected specifically to make your "ass cheeks move from side to side."
Black Majik
beer, no cover / 9:30pm-10:30pm

A dance party with bands, purportedly, though none of these names ring a bell: Santino Santino, Himalaya, The Shining Twins and Baby Fangs.
Rock Out Wednesdays
Svedka Vodka, Harpoon Winter Warmer Beer, domestic drafts and well, no cover / 8pm-10pm

Tonight's typical domestic beer and well booze is being fortified with an addition of a Svedka promo that starts at 9pm. I clearly recall something about "beer, then liquor = never sicker" but your 25-year-old liver will sustain the damage and rebound soon enough.





