A bunch of cool kids from Park Slope (and we do mean kids, like 17) rented a loft and are throwing a free New Year's Eve party. Of course, there will be no booze, since 17 year-olds don't drink. A certain popular high school band outta Brooklyn could be a special guest.

Our editorial intern is growing up so fast! Seems just like yesterday the feisty youngin' was cleaning up my puke, and today she's promoting parties! Here's her own account of what awaits:

"Not a day goes by without a new venue popping up in Bushwick. I would recommend smoking a giant blunt and heading over to check this one out. The millions bands and DJs include personal faves Werewolves and Gunfight!"

Such a good learner!