Is there any bar with a cuter name than the Lazy Catfish? It just makes me want to walk into convenience stores with no shirt and no shoes all day long.  In addition to the free beer, there's also $2 well drinks. Careful getting home, pals. 

The Lazy Catfish is like the genie of intoxication — rub it just right and you get three drinks. I wish I could get unlimited free drinks but, apparently, genies have a policy about that. It's like wishing for unlimited wishes. I thought America was all about loopholes?