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Bruise Cruise
February 25th, '11

Art Basel Miami
December 6th, '10

Bed Stuy Bikini Bash
July 18th, '10

Creators Project
June 26th, '10

Hoodstock with Big Freedia
May 22nd, '10

Myopenbar and Tammy Hart present Sleigh Bells feat. MIA
May 7th, '10

Naked Painting Party
February 25th, '10

Ebony Bones!
February 13th, '10

Beyonce's Choreographer and Andrew WK's Wife (Jonte and Cherie Lily with Bad Brilliance at Santos
January 28th, '10

Monster Island Holiday Party
December 20th, '09

Secret Japanther Show
December 19th, '09

Vice 15th Anniversary Party
October 31st, '09

Myopenbar presents JEFF: The Brotherhood, Screaming Females, Surfer Blood and Sisters
October 24th, '09

Kenny Scharf and Muffinhead's !SuperWow
October 10th, '09

The Girls of Sugar Shack
October 7th, '09

Dark Meat and Simian Mobile Disco at the No-Pool Pool Party
August 9th, '09

Sleep When Dead at the Unisphere: Subway Show 5
June 27th, '09

Liger Beat Launch Party
June 25th, '09

Todd P's Acoustic BBQ at Ft. Tilden
June 14th, '09

Vice/Colt 45 party wtih White Mice, Acid Tiger, Cerebral Ballzy and Orphan
June 13th, '09

Assume Vivid Astro Focus at MoMA
May 23rd, '09

These Are Powers at the Vice Colt 45 Series
May 21st, '09

Monotonix (One Night Only)
May 19th, '09

Peaches, Popo, Mad Decent and Japanther
May 15th, '09

The Last USAisamonster show ever, with Awesome Color and Juiceboxxx
May 9th, '09

Tom Tom Magazine Party
March 31st, '09

Myopenbar Presents: Four Square Punk (Austin, TX)
March 21st, '09

Myopenbar presents a Purim Party at the East Village Synagogue, with the Sway Machinery and Colt 45
March 9th, '09

(No More) Bikes in the Kitchen
February 28th, '09

Myopenbar Presents the Broken Hearts Ball with Golden Triangle, Ian Svenonious and Jonathan Toubin
February 14th, '09

Spank Rock, Japanther and Ninjasonik at Bodega
February 11th, '09

Valient Thorr, Acid Tiger and Golden Error @ the Shank
February 7th, '09

Stupid Party, Crown Heights
December 31st, '08

The Mae Shi and Friends
December 14th, '08

Adidas Originals 60th Anniversary House Party
November 21st, '08

Bike Kill VI
October 25th, '08

Myopenbar presents: Women, Vivian Girls, LiveFastDie (with King Khan) and The Muslims
October 23rd, '08

Diesel xXx: MIA, TI, NERD, Hot Chip, Franz Ferdinand, Chaka Khan
October 12th, '08

Thee Oh-Sees and Sic Alps Weekend: Chris Johansen Party and DBA
September 29th, '08

Fucked Up at Generation Records
September 12th, '08

Kaiju Big Battel at The Yard
August 23rd, '08

Ice T and His Lovely Wife Coco (Body Count)
August 15th, '08

Myopenbar presents Monotonix, Fiasco, and PoPo
August 2nd, '08

Myopenbar and Stereogum Present Girls, Suckers, and Imaad Wasif
July 17th, '08

Myopenbar Presents: Stimulus Package (4th of July)
July 4th, '08

King Khan and the Shrines
June 28th, '08

Living Hell (Get on the Bus)
May 24th, '08

Myopenbar Presents Old Time Relijun
May 16th, '08

BLK JKS at Harriet's Alter Ego
April 27th, '08

HEALTH and Monotonix at Princeton U
April 26th, '08

Pissed Jeans
April 11th, '08

The Armory Show
April 1st, '08

Vice Saves Texas
March 17th, '08

SXSW
March 16th, '08

Skull x Skull Now (Austin, TX)
March 15th, '08

Myopenbar presents Sink or Swim (Austin, TX)
March 13th, '08

Brad Troemel's Satin Satan 2
February 16th, '08

These Are Powers and The Apes at Cake Shop
February 14th, '08

Myopenbar and GBH present: The Teenagers
January 31st, '08

The Return of Rated X
January 26th, '08

Bass Ale and Myopenbar present: New Year's Eve with Yeasayer, Shilpa Ray & Shellshag
December 31st, '07

Quintron's Happy Garden with Miss Pussycat and Golden Triangle
December 2nd, '07

Japanther's Dinosaur Death Dance at P.S. 122
November 16th, '07

Kaiju Big Battel
November 9th, '07

Myopenbar and Bass Pale Ale present: R.I.P.P.E.D.
October 31st, '07

Bike Kill V
October 27th, '07

CMJ Parties: Bass Pale Ale and IHeartComix with Lo Fi-Fink and the Heist with Deerhunter
October 20th, '07

The Virgins, A.R.E. Weapons, Beans, and S-s-s-shark Attack in Tompkins Square Park (presented by aRON)
September 30th, '07

Golden Triangle at Gavin Brown's Enterprise and Teddy Bears at Hiro (presented by Bass Pale Ale and Cheeky Bastard)
September 27th, '07

Bikes in the Kitchen @ Chicken Hut
September 14th, '07

Bass Pale Ale and GBH Present Yuksek, Fluo Kids at HIro
September 13th, '07

Bass Pale Ale, Myopenbar, and Finger on the Pulse Present VHS or Beta, Team Robespierre
August 31st, '07

ChiefMag.com Roof Party (last ever)
August 25th, '07

The Last Pool Party: Ghostland Observatory, Spank Rock, Amanda Blank, Kid Sister, Yacht
August 19th, '07

Glass Candy at PS1
August 12th, '07

Citysol with Les Savy Fav
July 14th, '07

Octopus Project @ McCarren Pool Party
July 8th, '07

The Boredoms: 77 Boadrum
July 7th, '07

McCarren Pool Parties 1 and 2: Man Man and Superchunk
July 1st, '07

Todd P's Roosevelt Island Acoustic BBQ
June 16th, '07

Bowie Ball
June 15th, '07

Cake, Purple Crush @ Ninjasonik, Miss Lez Backstage, Dandiwind@Mixtape Riot
June 13th, '07

Data Rock and Passions @ Cut Party, Studio B
June 2nd, '07

Crystal Castles @ Museum of Natural History and Ruff Club
May 25th, '07

Anthem's Coachella Pool Party
April 28th, '07

Roxy Cottontail and A-Trak@Studio B
April 20th, '07

Yo Majesty@Rickshaw SF
April 13th, '07

Trash Fashion@Mezzanine SF
April 12th, '07

April Anniversary Parties: Ruff Club and Patricia Field
April 6th, '07

Diplo and Bonde Do Role @ Studio B
March 30th, '07

MyOpenBar at Webster Hall
March 27th, '07

Bikes in the Kitchen @ Uncle Paulies
March 9th, '07

Teddy Bears@Hiro, Burlesque@Don Hill's, CKin2u Launch Party
March 6th, '07

Juiceboxxx at Darryl Nau's NuRave
March 3rd, '07

Adult Drawing
February 24th, '07

!!! (Chk Chk Chk)
February 17th, '07

Rated X
February 17th, '07

Girl Talk at Studio B
February 9th, '07

Party at Patricia Field's House
December 15th, '06

Dewar's Repeal Day Celebration at Gramercy Park
December 5th, '06

(CLL) PHN-LCKN at MoMA with Les Savy Fav
November 7th, '06

CMJ Parties CSS, Spank Rock, Matt and Kim
October 31st, '06

Cake Party
September 29th, '06

Deitch Projects Art Parade
September 17th, '06

Spank Rock at McCarren Pool
September 3rd, '06

Ed Banger Records Party
August 31st, '06

BeautifulDecay Videofest
August 19th, '06

McCarren Pool Show
July 30th, '06

CSS and Diplo at Warsaw
July 20th, '06

Les Savy Fav at McCarren Park Pool
July 9th, '06

Billyburg Short Film Fest at McCarren Pool
June 30th, '06

Todd P Roosevelt Island Acoustic BBQ
June 4th, '06

Rated X at Luke and Leroy
June 3rd, '06

Joanna's Angels 2 Premiere @ Happy Valley
April 19th, '06

The Voluptuous Horror of Karen
February 23rd, '06

Scenic, The Panty Party
January 31st, '06

Scenic, Rated X Party
January 14th, '06

MisShapes, My Chemical Romance
August 20th, '05

Morrissey Park
August 5th, '05

MisShapes, Red Square
July 30th, '05

MisShapes
July 23rd, '05

They Started it All
July 19th, '05

That's right. We're over it.

For 7 years, we've set bad precedents, partied hard and generally sucked the city's proverbial teat like that 4-year-old on the cover of Time. Our social status has risen so much as a result of this gag, we now go exclusively to better, invite-only parties, ones we can't tell you about. Cheers, though!

But hey, here are some open bar events from Overtime (who paid us) for you to go to:
The above events require an RSVP on www.OvertimeNYC.com.