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November 21st, '08

Adidas Originals 60th Anniversary House Party

 Photography by Rebecca Smeyne.

That's right. We're over it.

For 7 years, we've set bad precedents, partied hard and generally sucked the city's proverbial teat like that 4-year-old on the cover of Time. Our social status has risen so much as a result of this gag, we now go exclusively to better, invite-only parties, ones we can't tell you about. Cheers, though!

But hey, here are some open bar events from Overtime (who paid us) for you to go to:
The above events require an RSVP on www.OvertimeNYC.com.