"NYC-based tech company 8coupons.com is making the post-election celebration easier and more affordable by teaming up with Whiskey Town and Thrillist.com, offering an unlimited supply of 88-cent Evan Williams whiskey (any way requested) for three hours straight. Click here to get your mobile coupon."

"Mobile coupon"? That's about as sexy as a farting vagina. Marketing Dept.: good work!