If I could get a date that wasn't my cat or a Craigslist hooker, this would most definitely be our destination tonight.

Several favorite local acts, all of whom we've admired in the past year, The Wild Yaks, Shilpa Ray and Lone Wolf & Cub (on trapeze), will be performing in the back room for a modest cover fee (they could easily charge three times more), and the delicious nouveau food and drink menu will be available, always a treat. With foul-mouthed DJ Tha Pumpsta, in the masterfully curated Williamsburg 4-walled theater. Expect sick visuals as usual. Reservations recommended.