In the past week, three male friends have informed me that The Woods is now the hook-up spot. Moreover, It's "the new Union Pool," whatever that means to you (surely you all have a special Union Pool story).

Tonight, adding onto this equation are four hours of free Colt 45, and comedy by Reggie Watts, Pete Holmes, and Chris Hauselt, and DJ Mikey Palms. It's also some sort of charitable thing to find a cure for something, so your boozing and cruising can be written off, in the cooked books of your conscience. Win-win!